lundi, mars 13

somebody's a little jealous of nothing

ok so german's exgirlfriend is a little jealous:
Who the fuck said it was okay for you to send your nasty ass to my boyfriend?! Well now that he's single, feel free to send him whatever boring nasty pics of yourself you want. But you might want to consider getting a nose job before u send a pic of the face. Oh, and if I sound mean and insensitive, well it's because you're both a couple of assholes and you deserve each other!
note how she didn't leave an email address or a phone number or even her real name in order for me, or anyone else, to retort.

jess, i have a couple of things to say to you. 1) guess what? i'm not sleeping with your exboyfrend and i'm not planning on sleeping with your exboyfriend. he's a nice guy - we have some fun conversations. i'd even go so far as to say i consider him a friend. end of story. 2) i'm not an asshole. you don't know me well enough to make that character assessment so keep your jealous ravings to yourself. 3) if you are going to bitch, leave an email address so i can bitch back. 4)sweetie let's see a photo of you - i'll put it up and we can let the people decide who's cuter, ok? 5) grow the fuck up.