so today i was out with the kiddo buying him a new tongue stud (he lost a bead. i don't ask, he doesn't tell) and i met a super hot piercer. of course the danger of dating a piercer would lie in him always wanting to pierce you. i mean, one or two would be good, in non-visible areas, but lets not kid - too many piercings is too many piercings.
of course, in karmic retribution for thinking lusty thoughts in the presence of my one and only beloved offspring, i promptly spilled half a cup of newly poured boiling hot green tea all over my breastesses.
i burned my left breast.
it feels like a really bad sunburn.
i'm not at all pleased.
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in other news, the kiddo has determined that he does not actually desire an ipod for christmas.no, he's instead come to the captitalist conclusion that he'd rather have a plethora of smaller gifts in place of one super cool large gifts. that's my little consumer, for you. therefore, i've picked him up the headphones pictured above. he's also getting a new snowboarding jacket, speakers & an amp for his computer, and some new cologne. or something. i dunno yet - now that i am not getting the ipod i actually have to put some thought into it.
stink.
the sister also poses a holiday shopping conundrum. she sort of just buys herself everything and anything she wants. what's a girl to do?
why shop for herself, of course. since thursday i've purchased two pairs of pants, a sweater, a tshirt, some new lip gloss, and two, countem two pairs of shoes. yay me.
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update sevenpm
clearly the whole tea incident was more serious than i had first suspected. in fact, i think i've died and gone to hell.
there are currently two different jennifer lopez movies on the television, it's saturday night, and i've got really nothing else to do.
i may be forced to watch the wedding planner.
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update eight20sixpm
someone googled "canada woman email addres that need man for long time relationship" and this journal came up. bless.
eight20nine
also "slutty undies".
samedi, décembre 3
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