mercredi, octobre 20

costco

so i spent this evening wandering in this bastion of cut rate super sized consumer therapy, and found two things within the aisles that i thought worth sharing..

1) a jumbo sized jar of 'pork fluff'. don't ask me, i have no idea, but it made me laugh so hard that i cried and almost brought it home.

2) this arc shaped massager, that had these two vibrating balls at the centre, about 3 inches apart. i couldn't help but think of how you would, erm, apply that to strategic areas of the female anatomy. and gently rock it back and forth. while it vibrates. *whew!* (fans self) is it hot in here?