mercredi, octobre 27

perplexed

questions i have heard in the last week:

Q:

"if we don't kiss it doesn't really count as sex, right? i won't really be fucking you, will i?"

A:

no, of course not. it just means that you are pretending you are with a PROSTITUTE. but putting your penis in me doesn't count as sex, so you can go home and kiss your wife and pretend like it's all ok. no worries.

Q:

"what happens if we meet and we only want to have sex?"

A:

what happens if we meet and we don't want to have sex? or, more likely, if you want to have sex with me, but i would rather see newly's elderly cleaning lady naked than you? then what, huh?

*shakes head in bewilderment*. tch. men.