shameless hinting about to commence

ok, kids. i need one of these.

longtime readers of maktaaq may recall that i have a fondness for aprons. i must admit, this fondness has, thus far, gone unrequited. i have only one apron - it's bright red and, i believe, originated at ikea. i'd like to rectify this situation, post haste. can somebody help me out? what's a girl gotta do to get an apron around here?

(did i mention that i got a box full of lindt chocolates in the mail today? some kind of free cellphone gift. how cool is that? there goes the diet...)