- the breakup of german's relationship and the destruction of the crazy lady's life
- the breakup of all of NK's future relationships
- the breakup of j-mo's relationship
- claire's unfortunate celibacy
- the war in iraq
- tony pierce's soulmate's move to africa
- the poor rail service in all of England
- ben missing the catfight
- the end of Brad & Jen's marriage
- also Nick & Jessica
- Tom & Kate Cruise's alien baby
- Isaac Hayes leaving South Park
- the most recent rolling stones tour
- the death of don knotts
- the death of chris farley
- the death of disco
- the mediocrity of the new strokes single
- the dick cheney rifle incident
- my *own* unfortunate celibacy
- artboy's repressed homosexuality
- electrosean's perverse fascination with the mentally challenged
- spo's appendicitis
- the cancellation of arrested development
- also firefly
- james' frey's humilation of oprah winfrey
- the fall of the soviet union
- the sinking of the titanic
- gigli
EDIT - the death of Slobodan Milosevic
- the current suck factor of the canucks
- 8 months of rain in vancouver
- hurricane katrina
- another season of american idol
- ben mulroney
did i miss anything?
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