mardi, mars 14

i must be out of my head

ok to sum up, i am responsible for:
  1. the breakup of german's relationship and the destruction of the crazy lady's life
  2. the breakup of all of NK's future relationships
  3. the breakup of j-mo's relationship
  4. claire's unfortunate celibacy
  5. the war in iraq
  6. tony pierce's soulmate's move to africa
  7. the poor rail service in all of England
  8. ben missing the catfight
  9. the end of Brad & Jen's marriage
  10. also Nick & Jessica
  11. Tom & Kate Cruise's alien baby
  12. Isaac Hayes leaving South Park
  13. the most recent rolling stones tour
  14. the death of don knotts
  15. the death of chris farley
  16. the death of disco
  17. the mediocrity of the new strokes single
  18. the dick cheney rifle incident
  19. my *own* unfortunate celibacy
  20. artboy's repressed homosexuality
  21. electrosean's perverse fascination with the mentally challenged
  22. spo's appendicitis
  23. the cancellation of arrested development
  24. also firefly
  25. james' frey's humilation of oprah winfrey
  26. the fall of the soviet union
  27. the sinking of the titanic
  28. gigli
    EDIT
  29. the death of Slobodan Milosevic
  30. the current suck factor of the canucks
  31. 8 months of rain in vancouver
  32. hurricane katrina
  33. another season of american idol
  34. ben mulroney

did i miss anything?